the Unsafe Table
the Unsafe Table - Emil Alves Andreasson
yes... lets be safe for now.
forsaken kids dancing on the table! cried Bartalomeo in a small voice.
he had just been bitten by the snake of anger and had his foot in his ass.
and there he was in the middle of a jamaican birthday party wearing nothing but his own skin and a not so dry napkin.
- NOO! I BORROWED IT FOR MY NEESE!
he screamed with a strong sence of actually not giving a shait about the situation. this whould later have his elbow in a 5% cake with a backround unknown to the civilized man.
the trumphets where screaming with anger towards the living flesh of his Beef stake, now everything was at stake. he had untill resentley before he got this job to put the keys to a aston martin 1969 on the table in the dangerous casino for gentlemen and their partners in witch they lay with. and he lost that table to the man on the right with the beard that disobayed the laws of physics and flew upwards.
yes... lets be safe for now.
forsaken kids dancing on the table! cried Bartalomeo in a small voice.
he had just been bitten by the snake of anger and had his foot in his ass.
and there he was in the middle of a jamaican birthday party wearing nothing but his own skin and a not so dry napkin.
- NOO! I BORROWED IT FOR MY NEESE!
he screamed with a strong sence of actually not giving a shait about the situation. this whould later have his elbow in a 5% cake with a backround unknown to the civilized man.
the trumphets where screaming with anger towards the living flesh of his Beef stake, now everything was at stake. he had untill resentley before he got this job to put the keys to a aston martin 1969 on the table in the dangerous casino for gentlemen and their partners in witch they lay with. and he lost that table to the man on the right with the beard that disobayed the laws of physics and flew upwards.
up-lars
Bartalomeo was interupted by the touch of a elderly Painted Afrikan who stood in the count of four others.
- Sehr yhour stake is ghetting cohld.
AAAAAH!!..... thank you.
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a few minuts later he realized that he Screamed at the Painted Afrika.
failing was not a option so he quickley bowed down and opend the door,
- God Damn Rats, were gonna need som golf shoose if where gonna walk in this mud.
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then he sat down again but this time it was differet, he suddenly felt a very safe feeling. everything expanded, the bred on the table bacame a giant.
- PLATOONA MAJOR!!
-PLATOONA MAJOR!!!
: he yelled
- PLATOONA MAJOR!!
out came a spanich castle rolling along the floor boards,
:yes what is it misser?
- This Table is Very Unsafe.
he thought to him self - what is this drug? am i in a koma or am i just sleeping? am i obduckted by Aliens?
:hello misser?
Ignore this terrible drug.
: hello? do want a me to fix?
he snapped out of it and studderd. - y,yes -
the little slightly brown collored woman bent down, he felt as if a strong wind was trying to pull him into her streching ass hole.
the spanior folded some kind of device and stuck it under the tree of the unsafe table..
it was after that day that he never sat at a Unsafe Table until recentley.
the Unsafe Table - By: Emil Alves Andreasson
Bartalomeo was interupted by the touch of a elderly Painted Afrikan who stood in the count of four others.
- Sehr yhour stake is ghetting cohld.
AAAAAH!!..... thank you.
:
a few minuts later he realized that he Screamed at the Painted Afrika.
failing was not a option so he quickley bowed down and opend the door,
- God Damn Rats, were gonna need som golf shoose if where gonna walk in this mud.
:
:
:
:
:
afrika
:
:
:
:
:
:
then he sat down again but this time it was differet, he suddenly felt a very safe feeling. everything expanded, the bred on the table bacame a giant.
- PLATOONA MAJOR!!
-PLATOONA MAJOR!!!
: he yelled
- PLATOONA MAJOR!!
out came a spanich castle rolling along the floor boards,
:yes what is it misser?
- This Table is Very Unsafe.
he thought to him self - what is this drug? am i in a koma or am i just sleeping? am i obduckted by Aliens?
:hello misser?
Ignore this terrible drug.
: hello? do want a me to fix?
he snapped out of it and studderd. - y,yes -
the little slightly brown collored woman bent down, he felt as if a strong wind was trying to pull him into her streching ass hole.
the spanior folded some kind of device and stuck it under the tree of the unsafe table..
it was after that day that he never sat at a Unsafe Table until recentley.
the Unsafe Table - By: Emil Alves Andreasson
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